* “Yakamato Kamatsu Kamito Sumatsuki Yani – Hvis du har en paraply i ræva, så ikke slå den opp” -unknown
* “All life isn’t suffering, sometimes there are parties and makeouts! And marijuana!” -Raven, Questionable Content
* “I’m a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in an AWESOME rack.” -Raven, QC
* “Veni, Vidi, Vici” -Gaius Julius Cæsar
* “Alea Iacta Est” -Gaius Julius Cæsar
* “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former” -Albert Einstein
* “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” -Thomas Jefferson
* “Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.” -Oscar Wilde
* “If trees wanted to live, they’d all carry guns.” -unknown
* “Sokker er som kondomer, de blir ikke helt det samme etter en vask.” -fargoth (Roughly translated, that would be “Socks are like condoms, they’re not quite the same after being washed.”)